It is with a heavy heart that I withdraw my nomination for Presidency of the Ross Spouse Organization. I set my lofty ambitions far too loftily. Due to a scheduling difficulty, I won't have the privilege of working among Dominica's finest. It would have been a great pleasure, controlling the most powerful Spouse Organization in Dominica, but alas, the time was simply not ripe. I'm going to be spending some time consulting with my family and friends, as I attempt to figure out the next step in my political career.
I want to thank everyone who supported me in my endeavor to be el presidente. I want to congratulate my opponent, who may or may not have ever existed, on a well-fought campaign. Whomever replaces me on the ticket will, I'm sure, give their all to the cause, and they have my full-fledged support!
Thank you, God bless. And God bless the RSO!