Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Hail to the Chief, he's the Chief and he needs hailing...

I hereby announce my candidacy for the Presidency of the Ross Spouse Organization.

I plan on running for the position which will be vacated January 2011. The RSO, the most powerful and influential spouse organization in the entire country, is in dire need of moral leadership. With a tyrannical fist, I will bring order to this eminent committee, and earn respect for all non-spousal spouses!

So please, though I run unopposed, support my candidacy for President of the RSO. Together we can bring morality, fiscal responsibility, and military strength to this prestigious office! Don't settle for economic girly-men!

Thank you.

The Honourable (?) Mark McLean

This is me.


  1. I have posted this to Facebook. And Twitter. I am doing all I can to help you win this thing.

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  3. Sounds good to me, though (1) I don't think there's any actual voting, but I'll take your support in the form of a check, and (2), be mindful that some people who might check this blog are spouses with babies.

  4. You have my support Mark! But I do think someone else is interested in the position so you may have some competition =). And Suzie...all of us "retard wives" really appreciate your kind words. Thanks!